swanjolras:

god, i hate teenage girls, they’re so vapid and awful

like, let’s go over a list of all the terrible things teenage girls have done

• volunteered for the first line of defense at the battle of stalingrad to fight against nazis
• invented science fiction
• rode twice as far as paul revere, in the pouring rain and alone, to alert americans to the approaching british during the revolutionary war
• pioneered the art of investigative journalism, and its use as a tool of social justice
• turned the tide of the hundred years’ war
• put themselves in the line of fire, often literally, in order to help end injustice
• organized a student strike that helped spark brown v. board
• hid from the nazis in an annex for two years and found such great poignancy in their experience that their ordinary day-to-day-thoughts have become world famous
• led lewis and clark across the north american continent— while pregnant/raising a child
• worked to desegregate schools in 1835, as well as to end slavery
• helped found the aclu and fought for women’s suffrage; also, got arrested for being radical socialists
• wrote the first known work of literature by an american black person

like, god, what a bunch of bubbleheaded excuses for human beings