We can be heroes just for one day.
god, i hate teenage girls, they’re so vapid and awful
like, let’s go over a list of all the terrible things teenage girls have done
- volunteered for the first line of defense at the battle of stalingrad to fight against nazis
- invented science fiction
- rode twice as far as paul revere, in the pouring rain and alone, to alert americans to the approaching british during the revolutionary war
- pioneered the art of investigative journalism, and its use as a tool of social justice
- turned the tide of the hundred years’ war
- put themselves in the line of fire, often literally, in order to help end injustice
- organized a student strike that helped spark brown v. board
- hid from the nazis in an annex for two years and found such great poignancy in their experience that their ordinary day-to-day-thoughts have become world famous
- led lewis and clark across the north american continent— while pregnant/raising a child
- worked to desegregate schools in 1835, as well as to end slavery
- helped found the aclu and fought for women’s suffrage; also, got arrested for being radical socialists
- wrote the first known work of literature by an american black person
like, god, what a bunch of bubbleheaded excuses for human beings
I don’t care what anyone says, brilliance is sexy. Intelligence is sexy. Maturity is sexy. Having a mentality stimulating conversation is sexy. Have a great body is good, being fit is good, health is important. Charm is nice. But intelligence, my God, intelligence is absolutely sexy.
This brilliant Blurred Lines parody, created by Law students at Auckland University, was taken off YouTube. So here we go, let’s re-spread this.
Love it!
“Happy birthday, Percy!” Said the beaming faces of his friends, Roman and Greek alike. Annabeth set down an (admittedly lopsided) cake in front of him, blue frosting and all.

Piper wondered how Annabeth ever won an argument with this guy. art
whathappensonolympustayonolympus:
HAPPY 17TH 18TH 20TH 16TH BIRTHDAY PERCY! I REALLY DON’T FUCKING KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE BUT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

I drew how it would be like if they closed the doors. And also what I think would be their last words.
I gave my friend a lot of feels with this.
muehehe
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!?!?!!

Happy Birthday Perseus Jackson | August 18





